To spell Santa's name is easy to do. You write S A N T and another A, too. But no L, no L, Santa's name has no L. And he won't be too pleased if you don't learn to spell.

2. Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch water from a well. But when neither one could find it, Jill started to yell. No well, no well, can't believe there's no well. We walked all the way here and I'm mad, can't you tell?

3. Captain Ahab took his crew, his harpoon and set sail. And he called out to ships, 'Have you seen the white whale?' No whale, no whale, we ain't seen no whale, Saw a couple of dolphins, and a big yellow tail.

4. If you've listened to this tune, then you probably can tell That you've heard it before, it's a song you know well, Know well, know well, it's a song you know well, And we've ruined it completely, so we all say 'Oh well'

5. Oh well, oh well, We'll just say 'Fare thee well' Merry Christmas to you, and a Joyous Noel